I Hope I Can Help Guys Come

Dick Clark Is An American Icon. I Am Honored That He Has Entrusted Me With Such A Role In This National Tradition.

I Always Just Wanted To Be A Cheesy Guy On Television.

Trust Me, If I Were Gay I'd Be Getting More Action Than I'm Getting Now.

I Knew I Could Control One Thing, And That Is My Time And My Hours And My Effort And My Efficiency.

If I Don't Wear Something For A Year, I Give It Away.