If I Don't Wear Something For A

Part Of Wearing A Tee Is Saying, 'i'm Comfortable And Casual.'

I Made Simon Cowell Look Stupid Once. He Is Terrified Of Presenting So I Gave Him The Microphone And Walked Away. He Hates Interviewing People It Means The Focus Is Off Him.

I Hope I Can Help Guys Come Out And Say, 'all Right, Dude, I Got A Manicure...and I Liked It.'

I Don't Botox. I've Never Botoxed.

Bicycles Are The New Rollerblades, Talentless Is The New Talented, And I'm In Hog Heaven.