I Hope The Jews Did Kill Christ,

And We're Just All Made Of Molecules And We're Hurtling Through Space Right Now.

Comedy Is About Talking About My Own Experience, And I'm A Woman, And That's My Experience, And Just Because It Isn't Yours Doesn't Invalidate It.

People Say I'm A Nice Girl Saying Terrible Things. I Tend To Say The Opposite Of What I Think. You Hope That The Absolute Power Of That Transcends, And Reaches The Audience.

Some People Say My Humor Focuses Too Much On Stereotypes. It Doesn't. It Focuses On Facts.

I Remember The Horror Story That I Told Myself Over And Over Again. I'm Totally Alone In My Body. I'm Totally Alone In My Head And Nobody Will Ever See Through My Eyes. I'm Just Completely Alone.