I Improve On Misquotation.

Nature Eventually Has Her Own Way, So Perhaps The Best Procedure Is To Accept What Old Mother Nature Or God, If You Will, Dictates. Accept It And You'll Get Along Better.

I Was A Self-centered Bore. I Was Masochistic, And Only Thought I Was Happy. When I Woke Up And Said, "there Must Be Something Wrong With Me", I Grew Up. Because I Never Understood Myself, How Could I Hope To Understand Anyone Else? That's Why I Can Truly Say That Now I Can Give A Woman Love For The First Time In My Life, Because I Can Understand Her.

I'd Like To Have Made One Of Those Big Splashy Technicolor Musicals With Rita Hayworth.

I Can't Bear To Hear A Woman Talk Baby Talk.

If You Want To Be An Actor, My Advice Is To Learn Your Lines And Don't Bump Into The Other Actors.