It's Better To Buy One Good Pair

I Have No Plans To Write An Autobiography, I Will Leave That To Others. I'm Sure They Will Turn Me Into A Homosexual Or A Nazi Spy Or Something Else.

It Takes 500 Small Details To Add Up To One Favorable Impression.

I Improve In Misquotation.

To Write An Autobiography, You've Got To Expose Other People. I Hope To Get Out Of This World As Gracefully As Possible, Without Embarrassing Anyone.

I Was A Self-centered Bore. I Was Masochistic, And Only Thought I Was Happy. When I Woke Up And Said, "there Must Be Something Wrong With Me", I Grew Up. Because I Never Understood Myself, How Could I Hope To Understand Anyone Else? That's Why I Can Truly Say That Now I Can Give A Woman Love For The First Time In My Life, Because I Can Understand Her.