It's Better To Buy One Good Pair

Everyone Tells Me I've Had Such An Interesting Life, But Sometimes I Think It's Been Nothing But Stomach Disturbances And Self-concern.

Dying's Tough - But Not As Tough As Comedy.

Nature Eventually Has Her Own Way, So Perhaps The Best Procedure Is To Accept What Old Mother Nature Or God, If You Will, Dictates. Accept It And You'll Get Along Better.

I'm A Fatheaded Guy, Full Of Pain. It Tore Me Up Not Having You.

If You Want To Be An Actor, My Advice Is To Learn Your Lines And Don't Bump Into The Other Actors.