I Really Am A Happy, Amusing Fellow

I Was A Fat-headed Guy, Full Of Pain.

When People Tell You How Young You Look, They Are Also Telling You How Old You Are.

Insanity Runs In My Family. It Practically Gallops.

Everyone Tells Me I've Had Such An Interesting Life, But Sometimes I Think It's Been Nothing But Stomach Disturbances And Self-concern.

Everyone Wants To Be Cary Grant. Even I Want To Be Cary Grant.