I Really Am A Happy, Amusing Fellow

I Pretended To Be Somebody I Wanted To Be Until Finally I Became That Person. Or He Became Me.

I Have No Plans To Write An Autobiography, I Will Leave That To Others. I'm Sure They Will Turn Me Into A Homosexual Or A Nazi Spy Or Something Else.

I'm A Fatheaded Guy, Full Of Pain. It Tore Me Up Not Having You.

I Can't Bear To Hear A Woman Talk Baby Talk.

It Is The Law Of Life That If You Are Kind To Someone You Feel Happy. If You Arecruel You Are Unhappy. And If You Hurt Someone, You Will Be Hurt Back.