I Can't Bear To Hear A Woman

We Have Our Factory, Which Is Called A Stage. We Make A Product, We Color It, We Title It And We Ship It Out In Cans.

My Formula For Living Is Quite Simple. I Get Up In The Morning And I Go To Bed At Night. In Between, I Occupy Myself As Best I Can.

You Know I Have About The Same Interest In Jewelry As I Have In Politics, Horse Racing, Modern Poetry, And Women Who Need Weird Excitement – None.

Divorce Is A Game Played By Lawyers.

A Shot Of Brandy Can Save Your Life, But A Bottle Of Brandy Can Kill You.