A Shot Of Brandy Can Save Your

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Simplicity, To Me, Has Always Been The Essence Of Good Taste.

I'd Like To Have Made One Of Those Big Splashy Technicolor Musicals With Rita Hayworth.

I'm Prepared. I Have A Gun And I Know How To Shoot, And Whoever Comes Calling Without An Invitation Will Get It In The Rear End.

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