My Formula For Living Is Quite Simple.

...and There I Suddenly Found My Articulate Self In A Dazzling Land Of Smiling, Jostling People Wearing And Not Wearing All Sorts Of Costumes And Doing All Sorts Of Clever Things. And That's When I Knew! What Other Life Could There Be But That Of An Actor?

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.

I Have No Plans To Write An Autobiography, I Will Leave That To Others. I'm Sure They Will Turn Me Into A Homosexual Or A Nazi Spy Or Something Else.

I Am Reminded Of A Piece Of Advice My Father Gave Me Regarding Shoes. ...he Said It Is Better To Buy One Good Pair Of Shoes Than Four Cheap Ones. One Pair Made Of Fine Leather Could Outlast Four Inferior Pairs And, If Well-cared-for, Would Continue To Proclaim Your Good Judgment And Taste No Matter How Old They Become.

It Takes 500 Small Details To Add Up To One Favorable Impression.