Insanity Runs In My Family. It Practically

It Takes 500 Small Details To Add Up To One Favorable Impression.

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.

Simplicity, To Me, Has Always Been The Essence Of Good Taste.

When People Tell You How Young You Look, They Are Also Telling You How Old You Are.

If You Want To Be An Actor, My Advice Is To Learn Your Lines And Don't Bump Into The Other Actors.