If You Want To Be An Actor,

All It Takes Are A Few Simple Outfits. And There's One Secret - The Simpler The Better

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.

I Have No Plans To Write An Autobiography, I Will Leave That To Others. I'm Sure They Will Turn Me Into A Homosexual Or A Nazi Spy Or Something Else.

There's No Point In Being Unhappy About Growing Older. Just Think Of The Millions Who Have Been Denied The Privilege.

Who Is Omnipotent Or Wise Enough To Decide Each New Standard Of Good Taste? Or Sensitivity?