I Just Found Out That I Have

I Am A Ceiling Fan, Especially During Rain.

99.99% Of All Castles In America Are Located In Fish Tanks.

I Was Student Council President In High School, And Even In Law School, I Was Vice-president Of The Student Bar Association.

I Like Digital Cameras, Because They Enable You To Reminisce Immediately.

To Remove Blood Stains From Your Conscience Try Frozen Margaritas.