I Just Found Out That I Have

One Thing I Learned Is That It's Never Ok To Walk Through A Cemetery Dressed As A Mummy - Even If That Was A Shortcut On The Way To The Costume Party.

Statistics Indicate That The Average American Is A Guy Named Brian Who Lives In Ohio.

Popcorn Is One Of The Only Situations In Which You Eat The Result Of An Explosion.

I Think They Named The Orange Before The Carrot.

A Squirrel Is The Same As A Can, When There's A Bb Gun In My Hand. Can't You See That I Am Just A Man? With Distinctions... And Comparisons.