I Just Got My First Bikini. It's

My Mom Was A Ventriloquist And She Always Was Throwing Her Voice. For Ten Years I Thought The Dog Was Telling Me To Kill My Father.

In Addition To Comedy, I'm A Writer. I Write Checks. They're Not Very Good.

I Just Got My First Bikini. It's A Three-piece: A Top, A Botton, And A Blindfold For You.

I Don't Like To Channel Surf. You Guys Like It, Don't You. You Guys Like To Change The Channel. We Like To Change You.

My Mother Always Said Don't Marry For Money, Divorce For Money.