I Go Running When I Have To.

My Mother Always Said Don't Marry For Money, Divorce For Money.

I Went To The 30th Reunion Of My Preschool. I Didn't Want To Go, Because I've Put On Like A Hundred Pounds.

People Always Come Up To Me And Say That My Smoking Is Bothering Them....well It's Killing Me!

I Just Got My First Bikini. It's A Three-piece: A Top, A Botton, And A Blindfold For You.

I Go Running When I Have To. When The Ice Cream Truck Is Doing Sixty.