I Go Running When I Have To.

I Think There Have Always Been Funny Women, From Carol Burnett To Joan Rivers. When The Audience Sees A Woman, They Innately Know She's Worked Twice As Hard To Get There, She's Had To Prove That She Can Be The Leader, First, And Then Be Funny On Top Of It. She Has To Emit A Confidence That She's In Control.

In Addition To Comedy, I'm A Writer. I Write Checks. They're Not Very Good.

My Husband Wanted One Of Those Big-screen Tvs For His Birthday. So I Just Moved His Chair Closer To The One We Have Already.

My Mother Always Said Don't Marry For Money, Divorce For Money.

I Go Running When I Have To. When The Ice Cream Truck Is Doing Sixty.