My Mother Always Said Don't Marry For

I Just Got My First Bikini. It's A Three-piece: A Top, A Botton, And A Blindfold For You.

My Mother Always Said Don't Marry For Money, Divorce For Money.

I'm Going To Get Married Again Because I'm More Mature Now, And I Need Some Kitchen Stuff.

My Mom Was A Ventriloquist And She Always Was Throwing Her Voice. For Ten Years I Thought The Dog Was Telling Me To Kill My Father.

I've Been On So Many Blind Dates, I Should Get A Free Dog.