My Mother Always Said Don't Marry For

I Just Got My First Bikini. It's A Three-piece: A Top, A Botton, And A Blindfold For You.

People Always Come Up To Me And Say That My Smoking Is Bothering Them....well It's Killing Me!

I Go Running When I Have To. When The Ice Cream Truck Is Doing Sixty.

The Only Way To Really Have Safe Sex Is To Abstain. From Drinking.

My Mom Was A Ventriloquist And She Always Was Throwing Her Voice. For Ten Years I Thought The Dog Was Telling Me To Kill My Father.