My Mother Always Said Don't Marry For

Is There A Doctor In The House? My Parents Want Me To Marry You.

I Found Out Why Cats Drink Out Of The Toilet. My Mother Told Me It's Because The Water Is Cold In There. And I'm Like: How Did My Mother Know That?

My Husband Wanted One Of Those Big-screen Tvs For His Birthday. So I Just Moved His Chair Closer To The One We Have Already.

I Get My Sense Of Humor From My Parents. That's Why They Don't Have One Anymore.

In Addition To Comedy, I'm A Writer. I Write Checks. They're Not Very Good.