In Addition To Comedy, I'm A Writer.

Is There A Doctor In The House? My Parents Want Me To Marry You.

People Always Come Up To Me And Say That My Smoking Is Bothering Them....well It's Killing Me!

I've Been On So Many Blind Dates, I Should Get A Free Dog.

My Mother Always Said Don't Marry For Money, Divorce For Money.

My Husband Wanted One Of Those Big-screen Tvs For His Birthday. So I Just Moved His Chair Closer To The One We Have Already.