In Addition To Comedy, I'm A Writer.

My Mother Always Said Don't Marry For Money, Divorce For Money.

In Addition To Comedy, I'm A Writer. I Write Checks. They're Not Very Good.

I Think There Have Always Been Funny Women, From Carol Burnett To Joan Rivers. When The Audience Sees A Woman, They Innately Know She's Worked Twice As Hard To Get There, She's Had To Prove That She Can Be The Leader, First, And Then Be Funny On Top Of It. She Has To Emit A Confidence That She's In Control.

People Always Come Up To Me And Say That My Smoking Is Bothering Them....well It's Killing Me!

I Go Running When I Have To. When The Ice Cream Truck Is Doing Sixty.