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My Mother Always Said Don't Marry For Money, Divorce For Money.

I'm Going To Get Married Again Because I'm More Mature Now, And I Need Some Kitchen Stuff.

I Don't Think I Was Funny Until College. I Lived With Some Harvard Md/phd Students - They Were So Smart, And What I Contributed To The House Was, I Was The Funny One.

My Mom Was A Ventriloquist And She Always Was Throwing Her Voice. For Ten Years I Thought The Dog Was Telling Me To Kill My Father.

People Always Come Up To Me And Say That My Smoking Is Bothering Them....well It's Killing Me!