Is There A Doctor In The House?

I Found Out Why Cats Drink Out Of The Toilet. My Mother Told Me It's Because The Water Is Cold In There. And I'm Like: How Did My Mother Know That?

In Addition To Comedy, I'm A Writer. I Write Checks. They're Not Very Good.

I Went To The 30th Reunion Of My Preschool. I Didn't Want To Go, Because I've Put On Like A Hundred Pounds.

I Don't Think I Was Funny Until College. I Lived With Some Harvard Md/phd Students - They Were So Smart, And What I Contributed To The House Was, I Was The Funny One.

I Just Got My First Bikini. It's A Three-piece: A Top, A Botton, And A Blindfold For You.