I Just Grate On My Own Nerves.

You Have To Assume Everything Is Going To End Up Online, Even If You're Alone In A Hotel Elevator.

Women Hold The Power Because We Have The Vaginas. If You're In A Heterosexual Relationship And You're A Female, You Win.

If You Eat Chinese Food, Your Farts Come Out Like Chinese Food. If You Eat Mexican Food, Your Farts Come Out Like Mexican Food. And Milk, It’s Like - You Can Smell The Warmth In The Fart. My Wardrobe On Transformers Always Smells Like Farts, And I Have No Idea Why.

I'm The Biggest Nerd - I Love Comic Books And Stuff Like That! I Don't Have Any Friends Who Are Actresses. I Only Had One Girlfriend When I Was Growing Up. Most Of My Friends Were Boys. I Was Such A Tomboy. I Enjoyed Doing Guy Things.

I’ve Never Really Socialized, I’ve Always Been Anti-social And Preferred To Be At Home. I Was Never, Even My Late Teens And Early Twenties, Into Clubs And Parties And Stuff Like That.