I Just Love Dogs, And There Really

Why Are Women Wearing Perfumes That Smell Like Flowers To Attract Men? Men Don't Like Flowers. I Have A Great Idea For A Scent That Will Attract Men - How About "new Car Interior"?

When Men Break Up They Want To Remain Friends. Why? Why Can't They Just Get Lost?

Men Love To Be The First To Read The Newspaper In The Morning. Not Being The First Is Upsetting To Their Psyches.

Men Reach Their Sexual Peak At Eighteen. Women Reach Theirs At Thirty-five. Do You Get The Feeling That God Is Playing A Practical Joke?

Men Like Phones With Lots Of Buttons. It Makes Them Feel Important.