I Just Love To Go Home, No

I Don't Like Getting Up Early In The Morning And Learning All That Stuff. I Work With Offers That I Can't Refuse.

Presenting The Oscars Was The Most Nerve-racking Job I Have Ever Done In Show Business. It's Very Much A Live Show: They Have Comedy Writers Waiting In The Wings, And As You Come Off Between Presentations, They Hand You An Appropriate Gag To Tell.

Hey, I Always Say: If You Want A Quiet Life, Become A Monk.

We Should Vote For The Welfare Of The Country, Not For The Welfare Of The Party.

I'm Not In The Lifetime Achievement Area Yet-i'm Still Battling It Out In The Trenches.