I Just Remember The Early Days Of

I'm Used To Being Crazy And "rock-n-rolly", Which Is A Little Different Than This World. For Me, It Was A Chance To Stretch A Little Bit.

We're In The Dark Ages If J-lo Can Have A Music Career Because Of Her Ass. And Let's Face It, That's It.

I've Had So Many Hot, Cheesy, Corny Loves Of Music In My Life. I Had A Very Intense Billy Joel Period. So Once You've Really Joeled It Up - There's Some Good Periods Of Joel; It's Not All Hot Cheese. But I Can't Judge Anyone Else For Their Cheese. I've Deep-sea Dived In The Gouda.

I'm An Aspiring Writer. I Hate That Phrase. You're Either A Writer Or You're Not.

The Movie Spinal Tap Rocked My World. It's For Rock What The Sound Of Music Was For Hills. They Really Nailed How Dumb Rock Can Be.