I Just Try To Get People To

I Loved The Old Stories In National Lampoon, Like The Original Story The Movie Vacation Was Based On. I Used To Laugh At Them Until I Cried.

Vegas Is Everything That's Right With America. You Can Do Whatever You Want, 24 Hours A Day. They've Effectively Legalized Everything There.

I Just Try To Get People To Laugh - I'm Not Trying To Change The World Or Anything.

What Right Does A Politician Have To Tell Me What I Can And Cannot Watch? Change The Channel If You Don't Like What's On Tv!

Some People Don't Like Competition Because It Makes Them Work Harder, Better.