Just Because A Guy Has A Shaved

Eating Crappy Food Isn't A Reward -- It's A Punishment.

Some People Don't Like Competition Because It Makes Them Work Harder, Better.

I Don't Miss The Economic Insecurity, The Living Paycheck To Paycheck.

Sometimes I Like [being Famous], Sometimes I Don't. I've Always Been A People Watcher. I Like To Go To Malls And Just Sit, And I Can't Do That Very Easily Anymore.

George Carlin Is Kind Of My Template Now Because George Carlin Before Was Straight Laced Regular Comic And He Had Short Hair, A Tie, Suit, Nightclub Guy. Then He Said Screw It, Let His Hair Grow, Just Started Telling What He Thought Was The Truth. So That's What I'm Trying To Do.