I'm Competitive At Everything.

I Just Liked Stand-up Comedy So Much. I Used To Memorize Bill Cosby Albums And Other People's Albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.

I Don't Do One Show And Wish I Was Doing Something Else.

That's The Great Thing About Having Your Friends Around You. I've Known These Guys Forever. I Really Enjoy Their Company Just As People. You Couldn't Ask For A Better Work Environment.

I'm Never Afraid To Die. I Think That's The Best Thing That Can Happen To Somebody Is They Get To Move On And Do Something Better.

Just Because A Guy Has A Shaved Head, Pierced Nipples, And Doesn't Have Sex With Women Doesn't Make Him Gay. It Just Makes Him Down On His Luck.