I'm Competitive At Everything.

When I Thought I Was Retired, I Wanted To Travel Around The World And Watch Soccer Games.

Just Because A Guy Has A Shaved Head, Pierced Nipples, And Doesn't Have Sex With Women Doesn't Make Him Gay. It Just Makes Him Down On His Luck.

I Could Still Eat A Cheeseburger If I Wanted To. I Just Can't Have Them Every Day.

I Honestly Think That It Automatically Hurts Me If I Said That I Supported The War In Iraq And I Support The Troops. That Automatically Kills Me For Getting A Bunch Of Movies, A Bunch Of Television Shows. People Don't Want To Hear From Me.

As Far As Exercising Goes... Watch For My Next Book, How I Died While Jogging.