As Far As Exercising Goes... Watch For

Nevada's One Of The Most Conservative States In The Union, But You Can Do What You Want In Vegas And Nobody Judges You.

One Day I Was Running Around Playing With My Son Connor When Afterwards I Was Sweating, Tired And Out Of Breath. I Was Embarrassed That Something As Enjoyable As Playing With My Son Was So Tough For Me To Do. Immediately I Started An Extensive Diet And Exercise Plan. It Completely Changed My Life And Helped Cure My Type-2 Diabetes.

There's Nothing Like The Energy In A Small Comedy Club Room Or A Small Theater When It's Going Really Well. I Can See Everybody's Face Practically In The Whole Room. There's No Cameras In The Way, And It's Just Me.

I'm Not A Good Lover, But At Least I'm Fast.

Boy, A Drive-through Liquor Store. God Bless America! A Place Where You Can Drive Through And Buy Whiskey, Beer... Just The Thing For That Drunk Driver Who's Constantly On The Go. Cant Stop Now! I've Got Places To Go, People To Hit!