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Violence Doesn't Solve Anything? World War I. World War Ii. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who Says Violence Doesn't Solve Anything?

Liquor Prohibition Led To The Rise Of Organized Crime In America, And Drug Prohibition Has Led To The Rise Of The Gang Problems We Have Now.

I've Always Got Stuff In My Head In Case I Meet Somebody Like Steven Spielberg Or Someone Like That, Where I Can Hopefully Say Something To Them That Nobody Else Has Ever Said And Get A Laugh Out Of Them.

You Say Tomato, I Say Bourbon And Coke.

George Carlin Is Kind Of My Template Now Because George Carlin Before Was Straight Laced Regular Comic And He Had Short Hair, A Tie, Suit, Nightclub Guy. Then He Said Screw It, Let His Hair Grow, Just Started Telling What He Thought Was The Truth. So That's What I'm Trying To Do.