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I Could Still Eat A Cheeseburger If I Wanted To. I Just Can't Have Them Every Day.

You Know What I Worry About? I Worry That When I Hit My Head, It Pushes My Hair Into My Brain, And It Will Eventually Kill Me.

There's No Way I Can Justify My Salary Level, But I'm Learning To Live With It.

I Always Run In The Morning On An Empty Stomach, And I'll Go Through A Bottle And A Half Of Water. Then I Have A Protein Drink Or I Eat Egg Whites.

I Just Liked Stand-up Comedy So Much. I Used To Memorize Bill Cosby Albums And Other People's Albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.