I See My Face In The Mirror

What Right Does A Politician Have To Tell Me What I Can And Cannot Watch? Change The Channel If You Don't Like What's On Tv!

I Had No Problem Going Into Retirement Mode, ... I Do What Other Retired Guys Do. I Putter Around The House And Travel.

Isn't It Amazing That The Germans Call Their City Halls 'rat Houses'? That's What We Should Call Our City Halls!

I See My Face In The Mirror And Go, 'i'm A Halloween Costume? That's What They Think Of Me?'

I Don't Care If My Jokes Are Appropriate For A Kid.