Isn't It Amazing That The Germans Call

I Don't Run Outside, Honestly. Sometimes I Go Out Around My House, But Mainly It's The Stupid Treadmill. I Wish I Had A Better Answer, But I'm Very Businesslike About My Runs.

Trust Me, Kids - Your Homework Can Wait. Don't Need To Be Doing Homework While Whose Line Is On; Skip It!

I Remember When I Took A Temp Job... So I Got A Job At A Department Store. Something Temporary To Put On My Resume, My Parents Said. Yeah... Till I Die!

There's No Way I Can Justify My Salary Level, But I'm Learning To Live With It.

My Fans Are Pretty Normal, They Are Always Really Nice And Polite, And They Don't Interrupt My Meals.