After All, Game Shows Are Not Like

I Looked At Game Show Hosting As The Bottom Of The Totem Pole, One Step Away From Infomercials. I Never Watched Them Myself. However, It's Been A Lot Of Fun.

I See My Face In The Mirror And Go, 'i'm A Halloween Costume? That's What They Think Of Me?'

Vegas Is Everything That's Right With America. You Can Do Whatever You Want, 24 Hours A Day. They've Effectively Legalized Everything There.

I'm The Kind Of Person That Likes What I'm Doing When I'm Doing It.

I Love Doing 'the Price Is Right.' It's So Much Fun. I Love Meeting Everybody And Giving Out Prizes, Especially When It's Not My Money. It's Really A Happy Place, And Everybody Is All Jazzed Up.