The Marines Gave Me A Really Strong

The Only Way I'd Need A Pain Reliever To Enjoy Sex Is If All Of My Fantasies Came True At The Same Time.

I Don't Have A Bluetooth Thing On My Ear. That Bugs Me.

If I Wasn't A Comic Or Tv Star, I Really Wanted To Be A Photojournalist.

I Can't Do That. I'm Already The Single Guy Living In His Parents' House. I Can't Be Seen Digging A Grave In The Middle Of The Night.

Funniest Thing Happened Though, You Wouldn't Believe It, Ha, The Mannequins Came To Life. I Went Insane.