If I Wasn't A Comic Or Tv

Who Ever Thought That The World-famous Captain Obvious Was Really Mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?

Hollywood People Are Filled With Guilt: White Guilt, Liberal Guilt, Money Guilt. They Feel Bad That They're So Rich, They Feel They Don't Work That Much For All That Money - And They Don't, For The Amount Of Money They Make.

After All, Game Shows Are Not Like Working In A Coal Mine.

Liquor Prohibition Led To The Rise Of Organized Crime In America, And Drug Prohibition Has Led To The Rise Of The Gang Problems We Have Now.

I'd Buy Joke Books And Try Doing Them At School; I Always Had Jokes. That Would Be My Go-to Thing At Parties: I'd Be Able To Get Through Them If I Just Told Enough Jokes. Otherwise, I Wouldn't End Up Talking To Anybody.