I Keep Wondering If There Is An

I'm Giving [my Analyst] One More Year--then I'm Going To Lourdes.

I Can't Express Anger. I Grow A Tumor Instead.

But It Was I - Yes I - Who Discovered The Link Between Excessive Masturbation And Entry Into Politics!

I Took A Puff Of The Wrong Cigarette At A Fraternity Dance Once, And The Cops Had To Get Me, Y'know. I Broke Two Teeth Trying To Give A Hickie To The Statue Of Liberty.

I'm Trying To Arrange My Life So I Don't Have To Be Present.