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I Loved The Angiogram. They Stick A Thing In Your Thigh And It Goes All The Way Up To Your Heart. Isn't That A Thrill? Well, At Least The Nurse Scored Thigh.

Bowling Is Not A Sport Because You Have To Rent The Shoes.

I Simply Decided That Dope Wasn't Worth The Ritual.

I Suspect There Really Was More To My Accident Than Bad Luck. I Think It Was God's Way Of Punishing My Nose.

Writing Books Isn't A Drastic Departure From Writing For The Stage.