I Knew A Girl So Ugly, They

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.

You Know You're Old When Your Family Talk About You In Front Of You. What Are We Going To Do With Pop? We Have Company Tonight.

My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A Nail In The Spare!!

I Asked My Wife, 'on A Scale Of 1 To 10, How Do You Rate Me As A Lover?' She Said, 'you Know I'm No Good At Fractions.'

I Once Went Out With This Girl, She Was No Bargain Either, She Showed Up With Pigtails Under Her Arms.