I Knew A Girl So Ugly, They

Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

My Uncle's Dying Wish - He Wanted Me On His Lap. He Was In The Electric Chair.

I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My Whole Life. Figure It Out.

When We Got Married, The First Thing My Wife Did Was Put Everything Under Both Names - Hers And Her Mother's.

For Christmas One Year I Bought My Son A Bb Gun. He Bought Me A T-shirt With A Bulls Eye On The Back.