I Knew A Girl So Ugly, They

I'll Tell Ya, I Don't Get No Respect... The Other Day, I Got Back From A Business Trip. I Got In A Cab And Said To The Driver, "hey! Take Me To Where The Action Is!" So Ya Know Where He Took Me? He Took Me To My House!

The Shape I'm In, I Could Donate My Body To Science Fiction.

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.

I Don't Get No Respect. I Called Suicide Prevention. They Tried To Talk Me Into It.