Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

One Night I Asked A Cabbie To Take Me Where The Action Is, He Took Me To My House.

I Went To A Fight The Other Night, And A Hockey Game Broke Out.

My Mother Had Morning Sickness After I Was Born.

I Told My Kids, "someday, You'll Have Kids Of Your Own." One Of Them Said, "so Will You."

I Used To Date A Girl From Buffalo. Why Can't I Meet A Girl With Normal Parents?