Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

To Give You An Idea How Well I Was Doing At The Time I Quit, I Was The Only One Who Knew I Quit.

My Only Thrill Is Self Inflicted Hickies.

I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody Else?' She Said, 'there Must Be.'

I Went To A Gay Bar, They Wanted Proof Of Sex So I Showed Them, They Said It Wasn't Enough.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. When He Took Me Hunting He Gave Me A Three Minute Head Start. Then On The Way Home He Tied Me To The Fender And Put The Deer In The Car.