I Knew So Little About Money I

Women Take Clothing Much More Seriously Than Men. I've Never Seen A Man Walk Into A Party And Say "oh, My God, I'm So Embarrassed; Get Me Out Of Here. There's Another Man Wearing A Black Tuxedo.

My Parents Always Told Me I Could Do Anything, But Never Told Me How Long It Would Take

They Usually Have Two Tellers In My Local Bank, Except When It's Very Busy, When They Have One.

Men Are Brave Enough To Go To War, But They Are Not Brave Enough To Get A Bikini Wax.

My Father Watched Football With The Sound Off Because He Lived In Fear Of Hearing The Voice Of Howard Cosell.