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Never Take Candy From Strangers.

A Good Place To Meet A Man Is At The Dry Cleaner. These Men Usually Have Jobs And Bathe.

When Four Or More Men Get Together, They Talk About Sports.

I Hate Learning Through Experience. Just Once I'd Like To Learn Something Because Someone Was Nice Enough To Tell Me In Advance.

Not One Man In A Beer Commercial Has A Beerbelly.