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Wives Are People Who Think It's Against The Law Not To Answer The Phone When It Rings.

One Of My First Office Jobs Was Cleaning The Windows On Brown Envelopes.

If You're Dating A Man Who You Think Might Be "mr. Right," If He A) Got Older, B) Got A New Job, Or C) Visited A Psychiatrist, You Are In For A Nasty Surprise. The Cocoon-to-butterfly Theory Only Works On Cocoons And Butterflies.

I Burned Sixty Calories. That Should Take Care Of A Peanut I Had In 1962.

My Parents Always Told Me I Could Do Anything, But Never Told Me How Long It Would Take