I Knew The President Would Run For

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

You Know, Marriage Is Making A Big Comeback. I Know Personally That In Hollywood People Are Marrying People They Never Married Before.

Please Don't Stand Up On My Account.