I Knew The President Would Run For

Don't People Know That They Don't Have To Heckle The President Of The United States? That's What Congress Is For.

Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.

When We Recall The Past, We Usually Find That It Is The Simplest Things - Not The Great Occasions - That In Retrospect Give Off The Greatest Glow Of Happiness.

I See The Beatles Have Arrived From England. They Were 40 Pounds Overweight - And That Was Just Their Hair.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.