I Know A Guy Who Gave Up

I Demand My Right To A Private Life, Just As I Respect That Right For Everybody Else.

It Was So Hot Today That Burger King Was Singing, "if You Want It Your Way, Cook It Yourself".

I Hated My Last Boss. He Asked, Why Are You Two Hours Late? I Said, I Fell Downstairs. He Said, That Doesn't Take Two Hours.

I Have No Use For Eight Houses, 88 Cars And 500 Suits. I Can't Eat But One Steak At A Time. I Don't Want But One Woman. It's Silly To Have As One's Sole Object In Life Just Making Money, Accumulating Wealth.

If God Didn't Want Man To Hunt, He Wouldn't Have Given Us Plaid Shirts.