I Know A Guy Who Gave Up

I Owe One Thing To My Public - The Best Performance I Can Give.

I Work Because I Enjoy What I'm Doing, And The Fact That I Make Money At It - Big Money - Is A Fine-and-dandy Side Fact.

Never Use A Big Word When A Little Filthy One Will Do.

Happiness Is Seeing The Muscular Lifeguard All The Girls Were Admiring Leave The Beach Hand In Hand With Another Muscular Lifeguard.

I Heard From My Cat's Lawyer Today; My Cat Wants $12,000 A Week For Tender Vittles.