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I Demand My Right To A Private Life, Just As I Respect That Right For Everybody Else.

I Owe One Thing To My Public - The Best Performance I Can Give.

It's The Lack Of This Kind Of Open And Honest Education About Sex That Causes So Many Kids To Grow Up With Sexual Hang-ups.

The Best Way To Thaw A Frozen Turkey? Blow In It's Ear.

I Can't Say I Ever Wanted To Become An Entertainer. I Already Was One, Sort Of-around The House, At School, Doing My Magic Tricks, Throwing My Voice And Doing Popeye Impersonations. People Thought I Was Funny; So I Kind Of Took Entertaining For Granted It Was Inevitable That I'd Start Giving Little Performances.