If God Didn't Want Man To Hunt,

We Have Two Kinds Of Air: Regular And Chunky Style.

I'm An Entertainer, Not A Commentator. If You're A Comedian Your Job Is To Make People Laugh.

I Know A Guy Who Gave Up Smoking Cigarettes, Consuming, Sex, And Wealthy Meals.

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He's So Fat, He Can Be His Own Running Mate.