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A Lot Of The Comedians Nowadays Just Do Comedy As A Stepping Stone. Take For Example Dane Cook. The Guy Is Huge. The Main Reason He Got Into It Is To Do What He Is Doing Now: Film And Television Work.

When I Go To Dance Clubs, I Always Dance With Big Girls, So We Finish At The Same Time.

I've Got Foundation Jokes, The Ones That Got Me Where I Am, So Everything I Do Just Builds On Top Of That.

Hanging Out With Comics, All They Did Was Make Fun Of Me.

I Got Off The Plane - I Was Walking And Cooking At The Same Time.