I Know Guys In My Hometown That

Anybody Can Jump A Motorcycle. The Trouble Begins When You Try To Land It

When You're Mad At Someone, It's Probably Best Not To Break His Arm With A Baseball Bat.

If I'm Out Trailriding, I Have A Favorite Motorcycle. Riding On The Road, I've Got A Favorite. If I'm Jumping, I Have A Favorite, And If I'm Racing, I Have A Favorite.

The Finest Compliment You Can Pay A Man Is That His Word Was As Good As Gold.

I Guess I Thought I Was Elvis Presley But I'll Tell Ya Something. All Elvis Did Was Stand On A Stage And Play A Guitar. He Never Fell Off On That Pavement At No 80 Mph.