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I Had A Very Easy Time Loving An Audience. But When It's One-on-one With Somebody, All I Wanted To Do Was Run Away, Because Maybe They're Going To Want Something From Me I Can't Give, Or They're Going To Hurt Me.

In My Experience, It's All Wonderful With Girls Until About 16. Around That Time, Boys Kind Of Calm Down And Start Focusing Their Testosterone. Girls Get A Little Challenging, Especially For Fathers.

Speeding Is Like Drugs. It Makes Everything Come At You Fast, And When You Go Back To Normal Driving, Safe Driving, Prudent Driving, It Seems Boring. That's The Danger Of Drugs. At First It's Intoxicating, But Then The Rest Of Your Life You're Trying To Find That Very First Time. It Never Is The Same.

All Men Like To Think That They Can Do It Alone, But A Real Man Knows That There No Substitute For Support , Encouragement Or A Pit Crew.

When Somebody Tells You They're Not Very Smart, They're Saying Exactly The Opposite.