Use A Screwdriver Instead Of A Hammer.

I'm A Pretty Solid Christian. But Even As An Altar Boy, I Was Always Asking The Bigger Questions--you Know: If God Is, In Fact, Good, What Is All This Death I See? And If God Is Gentle, What Is All This Suffering I See? I've Found Some Of The Answers In Eastern Religion. It Explained My Christianity To Me. Good And Evil Are The Same Thing. You Can't Have One Without The Other. It's The Balance, It's The Temperance Of Things.

Man Is The Only Animal To Borrow Tools.

A Car Crossed Two Lanes Of Traffic, Flipped, And Landed On My Dad's Car. I Don't Blame Cars. My Dad Loved Cars. I Don't Have Many Memories Of My Dad. The Love Of Cars Is All I Have Of Him, Really.

While Awaiting Sentencing, I Decided To Give Stand-up Comedy A Shot. The Judge Had Suggested I Get My Act Together, And I Took Him Seriously.

The People That Hunt Are The Guys That Really Vehemently Protect The Environment. You Find That People That Live On Ranches Tend To Want To Keep It That Way, And I've Always Loved That About The Hunters That I've Known. They Eat What They Kill, And They Carry It Out. They Don't Shoot For Sport.