Use A Screwdriver Instead Of A Hammer.

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When Somebody Tells You They're Not Very Smart, They're Saying Exactly The Opposite.

I'm Actually More Of A Cat Guy Than A Dog Person Because I Travel So Much. I Love Cats.

The Ego Is Like A Kid In The Basement: It's Best To Keep Him Busy.

Why Go To A Church To Worship God? A Church Is Man Made. God Never Said, "and Let There Be Aluminum Siding." Climbing A Tree To Talk To God Sounds Like A Better Idea Since Only God Can Make A Tree. And If That Tree's On A Golf Course, All The Better.