My Mom Said The Only Reason Men

But Separate A Man From His Car - That's Inhuman.

I'm A Very Bad Student, But A Great Learner.

I've Always Felt, And I Don't Like To Say This Because I Sound Like An Ex-patriot, I Always Feel Quite A Bit More Comfortable Sometimes In Canada. For A Variety Of Reasons. I Just Think It's A Politer Place. Kind Of. You Don't Have Quite The Population To Deal With But You Don't Immediately Get Into Skirmishes With Everybody. If You Had Any Passport, Any Terrorist Would Let The Canadians Off The Plane.

Be Wary Of Listening To Stories Secondhand.

A Guy Knows He's In Love When He Loses Interest In His Car For A Couple Of Days.