My Mom Said The Only Reason Men

I'm Sad For Adults Who Want To Be Children. And Children Who Want To Be Adults.

Real Men Don't Use Instructions, Son. Besides, This Is Just The Manufacturer's Opinion On How To Put This Together.

Men Are Pigs. Too Bad We Own Everything.

The Greatest Missile In The World Is Useless ... Unless It's Targeted. A Torpedo Is Adrift Unless It Has Someplace To Go. An Arrow Is Pointless Unless It Hits Something. So It's Important For Kids--for Everyone, Even If You Fail At First--to Target Something And Head In That Direction. With All Your Might.

Kids Learn By Example. If I Respect Mom, They're Going To Respect Mom.