A Guy Knows He's In Love When

I'm A Very Bad Student, But A Great Learner.

Women Are Brilliant. Every Woman Knows How To Do The Weirdest Thing Right Out Of The Bucket. Every Woman Knows How To Do That Hindu Head Wrap With The Towel Out Of The Shower. A Typhoon Couldn't Blow That Thing Off Their Heads. Ever Try To Do That? You Look Like A Drunk Iraqi Soldier.

Be Wary Of Listening To Stories Secondhand.

But Separate A Man From His Car - That's Inhuman.

I Blend Memories. I Blend Them Into One That's Funny. I Exaggerate To Clarify.