I Am A Thespian Trapped In A

I Have Irrational Fears, And They All Go Back To Losing My Father As A Kid. I've Never Gotten Over It.

Can A Woodchuck Chuck Wood? Because The Question Is, "how Much Wood Could A Woodchuck Chuck If," So You Haven't Established Or Proved Without Any Shadow Of A Doubt That A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood. Frankly, I Believe That They Chew Wood. I Don't Think They Can Chuck Wood At All! I Take Offense To The Whole Chucking Question.

Women Are Brilliant. Every Woman Knows How To Do The Weirdest Thing Right Out Of The Bucket. Every Woman Knows How To Do That Hindu Head Wrap With The Towel Out Of The Shower. A Typhoon Couldn't Blow That Thing Off Their Heads. Ever Try To Do That? You Look Like A Drunk Iraqi Soldier.

I'm Sad For Adults Who Want To Be Children. And Children Who Want To Be Adults.

I Grew Up Around Hunters. I Love Guns, Bows, Arrows, Compasses And Binoculars. I Don't Do Any Of That Stuff, I Just Like The Stuff. I Shot One Animal, In My Life, And I Didn't Like It. If I Had To Skin An Animal To Eat It, I'd Probably Eat Vegetables.