I Am A Thespian Trapped In A

While Awaiting Sentencing, I Decided To Give Stand-up Comedy A Shot. The Judge Had Suggested I Get My Act Together, And I Took Him Seriously.

Being Wealthy When No One Else Is, Is Like Being The Only One At The Party With A Drink.

Playing Golf Is Like Going To A Strip Joint. After 18 Holes You Are Tired And Most Of Your Balls Are Missing.

Men Aren't Men Until They Can Get To Sears By Themselves.

My Comedy Is Not Mine. It's A Gift. I'm Not That Smart.